ABOUT

Ethan Character
NAME: ETHAN
CLASS: ZINE WIZARD
SKILLS: BASEBALL KNOWLEDGE
POWER: VHS DUST COLLECTOR

MEET THE WEIRDO BEHIND THIS SITE

Hey, I’m Ethan, and I’m the mind behind Greene’s Hill! A labor of love, this site sprang out of a passion for the Texas Rangers and a love for all things weird and nostalgic. I grew up scoring games with my dad, collecting Rangers memorabilia, and dreaming of weird baseball stories. Greene’s Hill is a place where all of that comes to life.

ABOUT GREENE’S HILL

My name is Ethan Adams. I’ve been yelling about the Texas Rangers on the internet since I was twelve. It started with an Instagram account called @rangers.republic, turned into a Dallas sports blog called Lone Star Locker, and now it’s this — Greene’s Hill.

This site is my way of getting back to what I love: talking about the Rangers. It’s a mix of blog, zine, fever dream, and fake merch catalog. There are ghosts. There are stickers. There’s at least one Jack Leiter shrine.

I’m still active on Rangers Twitter and run @nocontexttxr, where I silently observe the cesspool of chaos most of the time and ocasionally weigh in myself.

FAQ

Is this a real site?
Definitely maybe. Depends on who’s asking.
How do I contact Ashball?
You don’t. Ashball contacts you.
Why is there a sticker of a hotdog?
That’s Dan. Show some respect.